But We Did Have to Wash the Semen Out of His Pants

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From infuriated to peachy in .5 seconds.

Ladies of a Certain Reputation

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Dick Friend

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Oh my, it appears that emoticon represents a man "skeeting" all over the place.

Autocowrecks: The Only Sea THIS Aquaman Swims Is the Prenatal Fluid

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