I like my coffee like I like my smartphone screens, which is glowing only when I want it to.
If Google really worked like the Accio spell, people probably wouldn't google half the things they google now. "Jacuzzi stacked with midgets wearing snorkels" would be a much less popular search term, for one thing.
Looks like battery life is still an issue.
Hey look, MORE reasons why Bing is completely useless for me!
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