Craigslist Digs Up the Best People

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Craigslist Digs Up the Best People
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It's time for a learning opportunity, whitefriend! Speakers of certain English-language dialects sometimes refer to automobiles as "whips." The more you know!

Look, Man, I Just Want to Buy a Car

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Look, Man, I Just Want to Buy a Car
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From the submitter:

This guy bought my car a few days before this text, first thing I heard from him after buying it. Glad he clarified that he indeed was not going to snuggle up with me.