Siri Likes to Bare It All

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condom,pregnancy,protection,sex,siri
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People have already been complaining that Siri doesn't provide enough information on birth control, but THIS IS GOING A BIT TOO FAR.

Protects From Everything Except Hipsters

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anti-theft,AutocoWrecks,case,disguise,g rated,Hall of Fame,iphone case,mobile phones,protection,security
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I don't know, I think anyone with a strong preference for ironic and/or retro accessories would nab that right away.

Whatever You Do, Don't Stop Texting

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bad idea,case,cell phone,pepper spray,weapon,protection
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Attaching pepper spray to my cell phone is a surefire recipe for me accidentally blinding some poor innocent in a bar while I'm texting a friend.

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