Whatever You Do, Don't Stop Texting

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Whatever You Do, Don't Stop Texting
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Attaching pepper spray to my cell phone is a surefire recipe for me accidentally blinding some poor innocent in a bar while I'm texting a friend.

Protects From Everything Except Hipsters

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Protects From Everything Except Hipsters
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I don't know, I think anyone with a strong preference for ironic and/or retro accessories would nab that right away.

Siri Likes to Bare It All

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Siri Likes to Bare It All
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People have already been complaining that Siri doesn't provide enough information on birth control, but THIS IS GOING A BIT TOO FAR.