There was a brief moment of mercy toward the end when you told him he had the wrong number, but it was still a little OOC, dude. Luckily he didn't get it.

A friend lost her number, so cat facts was needed! Then, a bonus follow-up fail on Facebook chat.

Either a very courageous texter or shortcut pranking at its finest.

I went from WHY GOD WHY to laughing to intense feelings of guilt and another entry in the list of reasons why I'm going to hell, all in about 10 seconds.