If Only There Were an App for Rockets

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If Only There Were an App for Rockets
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Whatever astronaut, you're just jealous you couldn't take pictures of the moon with Instagram while you were up there.

If the Lock Screen Battery Was Honest

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If the Lock Screen Battery Was Honest
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Seriously. The only way my battery could leak that fast would be if it was bleeding from a bullet wound.

Don't Leave Me Hanging

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Don't Leave Me Hanging
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What's the lady version of getting blue-balled? Getting red-vajayed? Wait, that's something else.

Your iPhone Will Only Die When You Do

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Your iPhone Will Only Die When You Do
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So THAT'S what Bane's freaky mask from the Dark Knight Rises trailer is for.