The Perks of Working for the State

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government,job,poop,pooping,state,tax dollars,taxes,work
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And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!

autocowrecks - poop salary

WTFanFic: We Are Literally Imagining Glee Characters Pooping

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fanfic,fanfiction,glee,poop,pooping,wtf
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It's been a growing trend in fanfiction communities to imagine two characters texting each other, especially for TV shows like Glee. Like most fanfic, it's hard to imagine why anyone would take time to write or read this stuff, especially when you get crap (literally) like this. Whatever works for you, I guess...

Doing Time in the Stall

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love,poop,pooping,wrong number
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I'll BM in a Day or Two

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a-ha,autocorrect,excrement,Music,on,poop,pooping,take on me
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This Needs to Go the Opposite of Deeper

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dogs,Inception,poop,pooping
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"Mobile technology: revolutionizing the way you communicate about cats and poop, one text message at a time."

Sex Waits for No Pooper

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dating,poop,pooping,relationships,romantic,sex
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Words With Crap

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diarrhea,poop,pooping,scrabble,Words With Friends,Zach Galifanakis
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Pshh, "diarrhea" is just bad gas in the world of Words With Friends