Best App Ever, or Greatest App Ever?

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Best App Ever, or Greatest App Ever?
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Time is money, especially when you're in the bathroom at work.

The First Time Was Better

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The First Time Was Better
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT

IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AMERICANS YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE

BUT YOU HATE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE BLOOD STAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

WE'VE GOT THE PERFECT PRODUCT FOR YOU

Self-Poortraits: Peekaboo

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Self-Poortraits: Peekaboo
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Seriously, why do people take pictures of themselves in public bathrooms? It's where people pull down their pants, sit down, and crap into bowls.

Happy Valentine's Day, Poopfriend!

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Happy Valentine's Day, Poopfriend!
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From the submitter:

What can I say to my bestfriend on such a cliche day? Something that will get a rise out her. What is a BFF with a vast library of bathroom humor to do?!

As Long as It's Near a Restroom I Won't Ask Questions

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As Long as It's Near a Restroom I Won't Ask Questions
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From the submitter:

If this statement wasn't clarified, a hugely embarrasing moment may have occured at the train station.