Siri Isn't Concerned With Your Mortal Political Issues

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Failbook: Mitt Romney's Newest Adviser

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Sent from my tamagotchi.

No! Tell Me About the Stock Market! THE STOCK MARKET!

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God, most useless future-version-of-myself ever. At least tell me which team to bet on for the World Series.

If SOPA Passes...

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This, in auto correct speak, is one of the many things that might happen if the Stop Online Piracy Act is passed. A committee in the House of Representatives will decide today on whether or not it should be passed to the full House for a vote.

Watch the House debate live, if you're the kind of person who prefers C-SPAN to ESPN.

Contact your local representative if you're a U.S. citizen. If you're not a U.S. citizen, here's the U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security's Naturalization form so you can be represented. You know you want to.

The President Takes a Selfie, and Michelle Obama is Having None of it

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Maybe it's just the timing of these photos and the power of photography, or maybe Michelle Obama is just really really not going to put up with the POTUS's behavior at the Nelson Mandela memorial service. Speaking of which, there's a narrative you can probably craft based on these photos here:

Oh heck no

Likely that narrative is "Barack Obama got up to pee and Michelle stole his spot" but the alternative is just a bit more entertaining.

Autocowrecks: Text-retary of State

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Hillary Clinton: The Secretary of Sass.

More Like Ron Swanson!

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