To be Fair, They Both Involve Meat

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auto correct,penis,pizza
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Unless your phone is trying to tell you that your penis is a vegetable.

What Else Do You Need a Phone to Do?

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I eagerly await the mass distribution of the "Batman-Pizza Phone."

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