Love and Firefly is a Beautiful Combination

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You are the funny hat to my Jayne.

A Scheme Uncovered

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I, C (What), U (Did There)

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Uraqt? Is that some obscure Middle Eastern nation I haven't heard about?

Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines Feel Strange

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Damn, Autocorrect Must Have Gotten a Hold of That One

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Just Don't Blink

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He Must Think He's Pretty... HUMERUS. DURHURHUR.

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