Remember to activate the lock screen, folks!
AND DON'T LOOK BACK.
To be a lock screen is to live in a constant state of uncertainty. When oh when will hand of God slide to unlock it from its electronic coil?
Hey there big boy, wanna buy a pussy a drink?
To be fair, having a billion dollars is the same thing as never having to do work ever, never having money problems, and never losing your significant other, if he or she is the type to dig folks who have money.
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