It'd be worth it to move back in with the parents, just to have glow stars on my peeling ceiling again.

From the autocowrecked:

This simple conversation between my mom and I turned sooo wrrrong :::----)))))

You're leaning heavily on the sarcasm, Andy, but people still like autocowrecks if they're funny. Whether it's fake or not hardly matters.

Judging by the picture, whenever his mom calls he's seized with panic and is shown desperately trying to remember whether he forgot her birthday (again).

When his dad calls, he puts on his Serious Man-Face and gets ready to field Serious Questions about his future and whether he's started saving up for a house yet.

When parents join Facebook, it's like getting bound and gagged with a suit and tie while your friends are all circling you in a conga line.

I'm l33ting so hard right now.