The Most Devious Mother in the Universe

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chores,cleaning,Hall of Fame,mom,parent,parenting
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Rather than clean his room, the child fled the safety of his suburban home and foraged for Twinkie crumbs and Velveeta wrappers in the neighbors' garbage.

When My Parents Call

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AutocoWrecks,dad,g rated,mom,parent,parenting,steve carell,the office
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Judging by the picture, whenever his mom calls he's seized with panic and is shown desperately trying to remember whether he forgot her birthday (again).

When his dad calls, he puts on his Serious Man-Face and gets ready to field Serious Questions about his future and whether he's started saving up for a house yet.

Parents Using Rage Faces Semi-Correctly? Impossibru!

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bed,dad,parent,parenting,rage face,rage faces
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Almost correctly. It's the "Are you f**king kidding me" face and not the "I'm SERIOUS and I MEAN it" face. Still, close enough. 8/10.

Chicken? Chow Mein? Lasagna? Hamburger Helper? NOTHING?????????

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dinner,parent,parenting,question
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It'd be worth it to move back in with the parents, just to have glow stars on my peeling ceiling again.

So That's How the Kids Are Talking to Each Other These Days

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acronyms,parent,parenting,teens
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Money quote from the main article: "Children and adults are sexual beings; we've known this for at least 100 years." Gee, I don't know HOW we managed the whole baby-making business before then!

Anyway, P911, PIR, GYPO and GNOC.