Alternate Reality

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Alternate Reality
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An alternate reality where everybody wears goatees, and nobody wears pants.

Siri I Think We Need to Reevaluate Your Priorities

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Siri I Think We Need to Reevaluate Your Priorities
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Siri, I know you like to make polite conversation, but a practical solution would be much more useful here.

A Phone Call From the Future

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Let's be clear, there's absolutely nothing more important than finding out where your pants are.