Nope. No, They Weren't.

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Nope. No, They Weren't.
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Yep, that soul-crushing inconvenience and constant source of animosity in my household really makes me wish for the good old days...

If Brand Names Were More Honest

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If Brand Names Were More Honest
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Kids today. They just want what's flashy and trendy instead of what could withstand a tank.

Frankly I Don't Miss Them

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Frankly I Don't Miss Them
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Raise your hand if you're sick of that Gotye song. Oh look, it's everybody in the history of ever.