Who Needs iPhones, Anyway?

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Who Needs iPhones, Anyway?
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This is officially the most hipster phone I've seen since the landline handsets. It's to cell phones what vinyl is to music players. I want one.

Should Have Gone With the Nokia

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Should Have Gone With the Nokia
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Throw in Snake and you can consider it a done deal.

Too Bad We Won't Be Around After 2012

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Too Bad We Won't Be Around After 2012
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Hey you! Yes, you. The one that's sick of seeing iPhones everywhere and hearing their praises sung from mountain peak to valley. Revel in the superiority of an alternate product.

Heavy Artillery in My Pants

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Heavy Artillery in My Pants
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It's so dangerous, it's bound to be regulated under some arms control legislation someday. The U.S. will start stockpiling Nokias, Russia will start trying to close the Nokia gap, and we'll have a second cold war.