Subliminal Cow

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auto cow wrecks,AutocoWrecks,meta,sign
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Oh, you must have been thinking of our sister site Auto Cow Wrecks, your #1 destination for cow-meets-car FAILs on the intertubes!

You Had to Be There

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condescending wonka,meta,screenshot,twitter
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It's like he's talking about us or something!

Sleep Drain

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FAIL Blog has received your complaint and is will address the problem as soon as possible. If a FAIL Blog representative does not contact you directly about your complaint in 48 hours, rest assured that FAIL Blog cares deeply about your FAIL Blog experience and will work to resolve the issue immediately.

Siri Protip: Dumb Your Language Down

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cheezburger,comic,I Can Has Cheezburger,meta,siri
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Ahhhhh it's talking about us exposure and name recognition so excited ican'tevenbreatherightnow

Autocowrecks: Your Mobile Alternative to Failbook

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auto correct,failbook,good luck,jinx,meta
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Alright guys, we need to get some Brand Recognition™ going so people don't confuse us with Failbook (have you been to Failbook? It's filled with perverts and degenerates). I'm envisioning an ad campaign where everything ends, like the post above, with "failbook? no, that would be autocowreck." Soon it'll be a catchphrase on Saturday Night Live and NOBODY WILL CONFUSE US EVER AGAIN.

For example: autocowrecks - failbook no that would be autocowreck

autocowrecks - failbook no that would be autocowreck

autocowrecks - failbook no that would be autocowreck

autocowrecks - failbook no that would be autocowreck

autocowrecks - failbook no that would be autocowreck

FAIL Blog Was So Drunk Last Night

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Downvoted into oblivion? Dude, the "you were so drunk last night" posts regularly scored 4.5/5 thumbs out of almost a thousand votes when we had voting on the front page, to say nothing of how well they (still) do on the vote page, which is how they make the front page in the first place. Sorry bro, but you're still in the minority for now.

/rant

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