Downvoted into oblivion? Dude, the "you were so drunk last night" posts regularly scored 4.5/5 thumbs out of almost a thousand votes when we had voting on the front page, to say nothing of how well they (still) do on the vote page, which is how they make the front page in the first place. Sorry bro, but you're still in the minority for now.
Alright guys, we need to get some Brand Recognition™ going so people don't confuse us with Failbook (have you been to Failbook? It's filled with perverts and degenerates). I'm envisioning an ad campaign where everything ends, like the post above, with "failbook? no, that would be autocowreck." Soon it'll be a catchphrase on Saturday Night Live and NOBODY WILL CONFUSE US EVER AGAIN.