Not that there aren't very good reasons to occupy wherever but QUALIFY YOUR SLOGANS. #qualifyalltweets
Man, it's so stressful trying to maintain my attitude of ironic detachment.
Whatever astronaut, you're just jealous you couldn't take pictures of the moon with Instagram while you were up there.
Yeah baby, I'll keep you up all night. With my lolspeak and my emoji.
"Emoji" does sound pretty dirty.
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