Are You Sure? I Could Probably Think of More Fun Things to Do...

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Should Have Stopped at Kung Po

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Masturbation doesn't count as creativity. Sorry!

Emoticon Reading 101

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I'll Give You A Penis-Fart-Punch In Your Face!!!

Not Wearing Pants Would Be a Good Start

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I'm Creaming on This White Christmas

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autocowrecks - handjob gif

Troll Dad

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It's tough being ambidextrous.

Getting Paid to Jack It

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If you're getting paid by the hour and you go into the bathroom to pleasure yourself, does that make you a prostitute?