What *REAL* Married People Text To Each Other

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What *REAL* Married People Text To Each Other
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Butthole is unacceptable, but douche canoe gets a free pass. This makes perfect sense, because "douche canoe" has been scientifically proven to be the sixth-most hilarious two-word phrase in the English language.

But What Do You Think, Now That I Have Your Attention?

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But What Do You Think, Now That I Have Your Attention?
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Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?

THIS IS DISCRIMINATION

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THIS IS DISCRIMINATION
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Alright, so once we allow teh gays to marry, we need to put robots next on the checklist. We'll win this, state by state.