From the submitter:
So my fiance really wants to have a baby.
I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.
And on that romantic note, I bid you adieu.
Butthole is unacceptable, but douche canoe gets a free pass. This makes perfect sense, because "douche canoe" has been scientifically proven to be the sixth-most hilarious two-word phrase in the English language.