Siri Gets Sirious About This Relationship

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When a robot "speaks" in ALL CAPS, I usually expect there to be more shouting involved. At least some flashing lights in the background.

Spermnapping

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Spermnapping
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From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.

THIS IS DISCRIMINATION

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THIS IS DISCRIMINATION
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Alright, so once we allow teh gays to marry, we need to put robots next on the checklist. We'll win this, state by state.