When a robot "speaks" in ALL CAPS, I usually expect there to be more shouting involved. At least some flashing lights in the background.
Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?
Presenting the second most inappropriate time to text. The most inappropriate time is when you're a pall bearer at a funeral.
Alright, so once we allow teh gays to marry, we need to put robots next on the checklist. We'll win this, state by state.
And on that romantic note, I bid you adieu.
From the submitter:
So my fiance really wants to have a baby.
I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.
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