Spermnapping

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Spermnapping
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From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.

Sadism, My Only Turn-On

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Sadism, My Only Turn-On
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Best reply from my girlfriend to a forwarded sickapedia joke!!

But What Do You Think, Now That I Have Your Attention?

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But What Do You Think, Now That I Have Your Attention?
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Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?