And on that romantic note, I bid you adieu.
From the submitter:
So my fiance really wants to have a baby.
I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.
Butthole is unacceptable, but douche canoe gets a free pass. This makes perfect sense, because "douche canoe" has been scientifically proven to be the sixth-most hilarious two-word phrase in the English language.
Presenting the second most inappropriate time to text. The most inappropriate time is when you're a pall bearer at a funeral.
Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?
When a robot "speaks" in ALL CAPS, I usually expect there to be more shouting involved. At least some flashing lights in the background.
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