marriage

babysitting,children,Hall of Fame,marriage,text,texting
By Rory
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Best reply from my girlfriend to a forwarded sickapedia joke!!

carousel,divorce,marriage,mom,parenting,Wrong Contact,wrong number
By Unknown
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Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?

By Unknown
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When a robot "speaks" in ALL CAPS, I usually expect there to be more shouting involved. At least some flashing lights in the background.

baby,conception,dating,fiancé,marriage,pregnancy,pregnant,relationships
By Victor
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From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.

end user licensing agreement,marriage,robophilia,siri
By Unknown
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Alright, so once we allow teh gays to marry, we need to put robots next on the checklist. We'll win this, state by state.

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