Siri Gets Sirious About This Relationship

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When a robot "speaks" in ALL CAPS, I usually expect there to be more shouting involved. At least some flashing lights in the background.

But What Do You Think, Now That I Have Your Attention?

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But What Do You Think, Now That I Have Your Attention?
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Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?

BRB, Getting Married, LOL

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Presenting the second most inappropriate time to text. The most inappropriate time is when you're a pall bearer at a funeral.

THIS IS DISCRIMINATION

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THIS IS DISCRIMINATION
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Alright, so once we allow teh gays to marry, we need to put robots next on the checklist. We'll win this, state by state.

Spermnapping

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Spermnapping
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From the submitter:

So my fiance really wants to have a baby.

I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.