From the submitter:
So my fiance really wants to have a baby.
I'm not sure "really wants" is strong enough, dude. "Passionately craves" might be closer.
Best reply from my girlfriend to a forwarded sickapedia joke!!
Drat, why does "Son" have to be so close to "Marriage Counselor" on my contacts list?
Alright, so once we allow teh gays to marry, we need to put robots next on the checklist. We'll win this, state by state.