Don't forget the comma between "spelling" and "smart arse!" Or the incomplete ellipses after "arse!" Or the period between "spelling" and "what's!" And to capitalize "what's!" Or to end your sentences with a period or a question mark!

School: a place where learning happens.

Judging by the red around that clown's mouth and nose, he knows exactly what period sex feels like.

If Justin Bieber is a lesbian, then does this charity event count as a hate crime? #philosoraptor