I Whisper That to Every Car, Just in Case

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I Whisper That to Every Car, Just in Case
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Occasionally I'll pick up a stick and whisper "Wingardium Leviosa" to myself before putting it back down disappointedly.

They're All the Same

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They're All the Same
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As if "the sports bar" wasn't vague enough.

You Kept Making Little "Vroom Vroom" Noises

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You Kept Making Little "Vroom Vroom" Noises
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Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."

Little White Lies

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Little White Lies
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Be careful of too much drunk texting! Otherwise people will expect too much attention from you and they'll start getting needy.