Little White Lies

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Little White Lies
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Be careful of too much drunk texting! Otherwise people will expect too much attention from you and they'll start getting needy.

You Kept Making Little "Vroom Vroom" Noises

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You Kept Making Little "Vroom Vroom" Noises
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Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."

Last Night SUCCESS

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Last Night SUCCESS
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That moment Saturday or Sunday morning when you frantically check your history to see if you made an ass of yourself last night.