Puberty in Reverse

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auto correct,last night,phone,pubes
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You Kept Making Little "Vroom Vroom" Noises

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AutocoWrecks,drinking,drunk,drunk driving,g rated,Hall of Fame,last night
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Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks, the Magical Pooping Dinosaur

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auto correct,brontosaurus,dinosaur,drunk,last night,mad,magical,poop
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They're All the Same

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dating,drinking,last night,relationships,vague
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As if "the sports bar" wasn't vague enough.

FAIL Blog Was So Drunk Last Night

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drinking,drunk,failblog,last night,meta,obviously has no idea of how voting works
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Downvoted into oblivion? Dude, the "you were so drunk last night" posts regularly scored 4.5/5 thumbs out of almost a thousand votes when we had voting on the front page, to say nothing of how well they (still) do on the vote page, which is how they make the front page in the first place. Sorry bro, but you're still in the minority for now.

/rant

Little White Lies

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Be careful of too much drunk texting! Otherwise people will expect too much attention from you and they'll start getting needy.

That's When You Know Your Love Is Real

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dating,drunk,girlfriend,last night,relationships,single
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