last night

drunk,last night,optimus prime,transformers
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Occasionally I'll pick up a stick and whisper "Wingardium Leviosa" to myself before putting it back down disappointedly.

drunk,drunk texting,last night,lying,rude
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Be careful of too much drunk texting! Otherwise people will expect too much attention from you and they'll start getting needy.

AutocoWrecks,drinking,drunk,drunk driving,g rated,Hall of Fame,last night
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Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."

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