Occasionally I'll pick up a stick and whisper "Wingardium Leviosa" to myself before putting it back down disappointedly.
As if "the sports bar" wasn't vague enough.
Why yes, I DO "tihnk yoiur cuuu8te" too!
Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."
Be careful of too much drunk texting! Otherwise people will expect too much attention from you and they'll start getting needy.
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