last night

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Some days I feel like taking after Misses Edna Prooster and taking a baton to you Farmville-requesting asses.

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Be careful of too much drunk texting! Otherwise people will expect too much attention from you and they'll start getting needy.

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Occasionally I'll pick up a stick and whisper "Wingardium Leviosa" to myself before putting it back down disappointedly.

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