You Kept Making Little "Vroom Vroom" Noises

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AutocoWrecks,drinking,drunk,drunk driving,g rated,Hall of Fame,last night
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Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."

Last Night SUCCESS

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drinking,drunk text,last night,meme,success,success kid
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That moment Saturday or Sunday morning when you frantically check your history to see if you made an ass of yourself last night.

I Whisper That to Every Car, Just in Case

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drunk,last night,optimus prime,transformers
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Occasionally I'll pick up a stick and whisper "Wingardium Leviosa" to myself before putting it back down disappointedly.

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