What I'm Saying Is That I'd Rather Not Kiss You

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What I'm Saying Is That I'd Rather Not Kiss You
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And "you're mean" begins with "y," as in "Y R U SO MEANNNNN OMG"

I WEAR THE PANTS BECAUSE THEY ARE MINE

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I WEAR THE PANTS BECAUSE THEY ARE MINE
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I bet you responded all nonchalantly with a single "k," too.