The Perks of Working for the State

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And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!

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Tom Just Became The 'Kinky' Office Guy

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Catch You Later, Player

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Suddenly My Simile Is Inappropriate

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"Uh... I meant 'dragging like a paraplegic' in a good way."

Awkward.

Self-Destruct. Confirm.

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I Meant It When I Said My Job Was "Crappy"

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The Joys of Being the Breadwinner

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Just came to terms with the reality of my situation.