The Perks of Working for the State

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The Perks of Working for the State
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And the best part is, he can calculate exactly how many tax dollars he's earning with the Poop Salary app!

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Suddenly My Simile Is Inappropriate

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Suddenly My Simile Is Inappropriate
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"Uh... I meant 'dragging like a paraplegic' in a good way."

Awkward.