Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering nyan-whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.
The poor soul. Life without whales is like life without expensive gadgets. Actually, it's the same thing.
What disturbs me the most is that the whale might actually have breasts underneath those clamshells.
I mean, I know they're mammals, but still.
Photobombed whale, meet photobombing whale:
That whale's got a rolled cigarette, hanging out his mouth he's a dolphin kid.
Yeah, he found a six shooter gun.
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