BRB, Getting Married, LOL

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Presenting the second most inappropriate time to text. The most inappropriate time is when you're a pall bearer at a funeral.

Good God, Man!

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Good God, Man!
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Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.

Suddenly My Simile Is Inappropriate

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Suddenly My Simile Is Inappropriate
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"Uh... I meant 'dragging like a paraplegic' in a good way."

Awkward.