Dad Watches Too Many Horror Movies

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Then they'll use that finger to unlock his phone, look up your address, and mail you the finger- at least that's how it would go in the movies. Love horror stories? Prefer the softer, gentler side of Halloween? Either way, check out Cheezburger's Halloween site!

iTrick and iTreat

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...but iNever seem to get enough candy.

Clowns Aren't Fun

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I was watching IT. Clowns are terrifying.

If You Know What I Mean

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Should "have been" for Halloween? Sounds like something went horribly, horribly wrong with your decision to dress as an anatomically correct Nyan Cat.

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