Hall of Fame

AutocoWrecks,bomb,crush,dating,demotivational,flirting,g rated,Hall of Fame,metaphor,relationships,surgeon,texting
By Unknown
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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

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By Unknown
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Yes, the iPhone will censor your naughty language. But! There are loopholes! It looks like Chris' phone didn't censor him when he used the word "f*cks." The moral: always swear in the plural. And possibly with quotation marks around your swears.

You'll still get censored if you make it onto this site, though. Sorry. Ads, lol.

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