Accio Nose

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Accio Nose
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It could have been worse. She could have named her "Peter Pettigrew." Or teacup victim.

Autocowrecks: Infinite Crazy

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Autocowrecks: Infinite Crazy
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This is only PART (!!!) of a string of texts from a young woman after only one (1!) date.

Was She Running?

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Was She Running?
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Okay now, jokes like that aren't appropriate and besides they're too potato.