When the CMO of Angry Birds developer Rovio was invited to an event at the Finnish Presidential Palace (because when you've created the most popular mobile game in history, you get to roll with presidents), his wife repped the company by wearing an Angry Birds dress. No word on whether they have blue, black, white, or pig versions.

It's only a matter of time before Nokia starts making ads that rip off the "Built Ford Tough" commercials.

Women's lady-bits are like roses, all of them lovely and each of them unique in their own special way. But to men, they're just a bunch of flowers ripe for vigorous plucking.

"I broke you Xbox?" Is she texting her console?

On the bright side, cell phones are much safer to use than lighters during the obligatory power ballad. BUT DO THEY STILL ROCK.

Looks like it's already crushing Marlin.