Pick Me Up Some Tit Cream Sandwiches, Too

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Pick Me Up Some Tit Cream Sandwiches, Too
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It's a little-known fact that when Jesus rode his holy donkey into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday, the people greeted him with boobsicles as well as palm. Consequentially, many Catholic masses during the Eucharist often offer, as a supplement to bread and wine, boobsicles.

iTrick and iTreat

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iTrick and iTreat
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...but iNever seem to get enough candy.

Lady Boner Killer

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Lady Boner Killer
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This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.