I Find Your Lack of Nudity Disturbing

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AutocoWrecks,dirty,dirty talk,drugs,Hall of Fame,high,mobile phones,sexting,star wars,texting
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How high? Higher than Cloud City.

I Request That You Evacuate the Premises Immidiately

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archaic rapper,AutocoWrecks,carousel,drunk,drunk text,eloquent,erudite,grammar,g rated,Hall of Fame,hammered,Joseph Ducreux,mobile phone,parting,spelling,texting,Trolling Wrong Numbers,wrong number,Wrong Numbers From Dumb/Creepy Strangers
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autocowrecks - joseph ducreux

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Dated

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dating,Hall of Fame,Harry Potter,relationships,voldemort
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Mr. Krabs is Going to Kill Me!

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Hall of Fame,iPhones,krusty krab,mr krabs,soiled it,SpongeBob SquarePants
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A Lifetime of Videogaming Is To Blame As Well

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bizarro,carpal tunnel,Hall of Fame,nursing home,post-texting world
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Nope, Meant to Say Snuffleupagus

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auto correct,autocorrect,Hall of Fame,said,snarfalarkus,thats what she said,wet
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Apparently snarfalarkus is a valid substitute.

Well Damn Now They're All Staring At Me Weird...

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accents,Beef,Dublin,Hall of Fame,hooked,iPhones,Ireland,oil,whale
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And now the Irish think I'm making fun of them. Great.