Correcting Text Grammar is a Fool's Errand

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Correcting Text Grammar is a Fool's Errand
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A simple solution would be to not read other people's text messages.

All You Need Is E

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All You Need Is E
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In how many song titles can we replace the word "love" with "E" and pretend it's about drugs? All I've got is "All You Need Is E," "The Power of E," and "It's Only E."

Grammar Nazi Blitzkrieg

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Grammar Nazi Blitzkrieg
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The most hurtful grammar nazi attacks are the ones that skillfully combine lessons in possessive pronouns with an unsympathetic performance review of one's genitalia.

Although if she's going to give a lesson on grammar, she'd better make sure she's using the correct verb form of the first-person plural ("so we don't sound like an uneducated dumb fck").

Grammarsexual

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Grammarsexual
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Don't forget the comma between "spelling" and "smart arse!" Or the incomplete ellipses after "arse!" Or the period between "spelling" and "what's!" And to capitalize "what's!" Or to end your sentences with a period or a question mark!