Lady Boner Killer

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Lady Boner Killer
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This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.

Grammarsexual

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Grammarsexual
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Don't forget the comma between "spelling" and "smart arse!" Or the incomplete ellipses after "arse!" Or the period between "spelling" and "what's!" And to capitalize "what's!" Or to end your sentences with a period or a question mark!

Your Personal Auto Correct

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Your Personal Auto Correct
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A simple fix for your frustration: learn your third grade grammar.

I Don't Understand You

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I Don't Understand You
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Either he's drunk and watching Schoolhouse Rock, or the grammar nazis are getting out of hand.

Grammar Nazi Whale Doesn't Write Essays Either

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Grammar Nazi Whale Doesn't Write Essays Either
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As a species, iPhone whales have to pay very close attention to their facial hair. A few inches can mean the difference between a hipster and a Nazi.