This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.
Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.
What are you trying to say about British people?
Either he's drunk and watching Schoolhouse Rock, or the grammar nazis are getting out of hand.
In how many song titles can we replace the word "love" with "E" and pretend it's about drugs? All I've got is "All You Need Is E," "The Power of E," and "It's Only E."
As a species, iPhone whales have to pay very close attention to their facial hair. A few inches can mean the difference between a hipster and a Nazi.