I'm Not English, I'm Amurrican

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I'm Not English, I'm Amurrican
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What are you trying to say about British people?

All You Need Is E

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All You Need Is E
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In how many song titles can we replace the word "love" with "E" and pretend it's about drugs? All I've got is "All You Need Is E," "The Power of E," and "It's Only E."

Grammar Nazi Whale Doesn't Write Essays Either

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Grammar Nazi Whale Doesn't Write Essays Either
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As a species, iPhone whales have to pay very close attention to their facial hair. A few inches can mean the difference between a hipster and a Nazi.

Lady Boner Killer

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Lady Boner Killer
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This is why relationships between intelligent women and hunky shirtless men don't last long.

Hahaha, just kidding. Sorry, less-hunky shirted men and knuckle-dragging women.