Warning: Your Ears Will Melt Off Upon Hearing the True Voice of the Lord

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I don't know about you, but using my hands to pray is such a hassle when you can just pick up the phone and take advantage of a direct line to the Big Man himself!

Meeting Your Maker

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Kids! No matter how committed you are to building a personal relationship with Jesus or any other spiritual icon, don't text Him while driving. Or anyone, for that matter.