Warning: Your Ears Will Melt Off Upon Hearing the True Voice of the Lord

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I don't know about you, but using my hands to pray is such a hassle when you can just pick up the phone and take advantage of a direct line to the Big Man himself!

Too Late, We Have to Bang Now

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Too Late, We Have to Bang Now
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I'd rather not see people bang with auto-cucumbers. There's probably a place on the internet where you can see it, but I DON'T WANT TO.