The Future Was Made for Butts

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The Future Was Made for Butts
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It's a little-known fact that the Pilgrims broke into applause often. They were a very thankful people.

No! Tell Me About the Stock Market! THE STOCK MARKET!

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No! Tell Me About the Stock Market! THE STOCK MARKET!
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God, most useless future-version-of-myself ever. At least tell me which team to bet on for the World Series.