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dating,dude,fat,relationships,wrong number
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From the submitter:

My number used to belong to a girl who must have put out quite easily... Random texts from horny dudes looking for booty calls are common.

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By Unknown
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Sure is extra future today. Maybe we just need a change from all the nostalgia stuff we've been doing lately.

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By Unknown
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As they make phones smaller and smaller, this is my secret fear, especially with touchscreens. Soon all my texts will say "hey do you feel like cnx hogi wejlhnlh vhcio?,)?"

diet and exercise,exercise,fat,insult,run,running
By Unknown
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What I'm saying is that you should consider either increasing your metabolic rate or lowering your caloric intake - ideally you should combine the two - in the interests of your health. #antijokechicken

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