It's Really a Combination of Diet and Exercise

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What I'm saying is that you should consider either increasing your metabolic rate or lowering your caloric intake - ideally you should combine the two - in the interests of your health. #antijokechicken

I Stopped Wearing Weaves and Lost SIX Pounds Instantly!

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Ask YOUR dietitian about the wear-less-of-your-stankass-getup plan today!

But Your Beard Is So Soft and Feminine!

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From the submitter:

My number used to belong to a girl who must have put out quite easily... Random texts from horny dudes looking for booty calls are common.