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By Unknown
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As they make phones smaller and smaller, this is my secret fear, especially with touchscreens. Soon all my texts will say "hey do you feel like cnx hogi wejlhnlh vhcio?,)?"

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By Unknown
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Sure is extra future today. Maybe we just need a change from all the nostalgia stuff we've been doing lately.

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By Unknown
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My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard, and is 250% their recommended serving of saturated fat.

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From the submitter:

My number used to belong to a girl who must have put out quite easily... Random texts from horny dudes looking for booty calls are common.

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