A Poet, and He Didn't Even Know It

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If Error Messages Popped Up In Real Life

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The error message should end with:

Do you want to have a good cry about it? Yes / No

Feels Quite Nice, Actually!

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Works Like a Charm!

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FEELINGS. About EXES.

LOL But Seriously We're Done

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Not even the gentle, soothing humor of an autocowreck can mend the hole where his heart used to be.

What Shows Up Every Time My Mom Calls

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...and what shows up whenever my ex calls:

autocowrecks - ex calling

Support our troops.. please?

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By thanks for trying
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