Probably Shouldn't Do That With the Family Around...

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autocorrect,text,eating
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Buffet Night Is Serious Business

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You Need to See This For Yourself

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It Must Have Been Right After That Salad of Hilarious

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eat,eating,food,Hall of Fame,one liner,sexy,you are what you eat
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A Fourteen-Pound Torturer

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Hannibal Lecter in High School

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autocorrect,cannibalism,corpse,eating,hoagie,hooker,rotting,smell
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It's funny because he said "wax" instead of "was."

This Kills the Chicken

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AutocoWrecks,chicken,dead,eating,g rated,live animals,respond ASAP
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This is a matter of grave importance! DO YOU WANT CHICKEN?