Don't Sext and Drive

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It's a slippery slope. One moment you're making your friend tell your girlfriend that you're looking forward to railing her tonight, the next you've got your pants off and there's a cop asking you some very personal questions.

Because Driving is For Pansies

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Why drive the easiest possible route when you can swim it instead?

Not Enough Palms in This Lifetime

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For you amerifriends out there, "petrol" means "car juice," while "diesel" and "unleaded" are the only two varieties of juice that cars can run on.