That's Why We Have Siri!

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Not shown: The guy who brought their iPhone and Siri'd this scheme back to the drawing-board.

Because Driving is For Pansies

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Why drive the easiest possible route when you can swim it instead?

Not Enough Palms in This Lifetime

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For you amerifriends out there, "petrol" means "car juice," while "diesel" and "unleaded" are the only two varieties of juice that cars can run on.

That's It, I Officially Give Up Driving

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The scary thing is, she's still posting from her iPhone...