Your iPhone Will Only Die When You Do

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So THAT'S what Bane's freaky mask from the Dark Knight Rises trailer is for.

Death to Cheesy Texting

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Sometimes I think cheesy texting (chexting) is the worse thing in the world, but then I stumble across some corny texting (coxting) or some cutesy texting (cuxting) that's even worse. And I can never, ever forget some of the terrible lovey-dovey texting (loxting-doxting) and sappy texting (sappxting) conversations I've read. Basically I'm annoyed by all of them.