Hey kids, have you heard about our brand-spanking-new site School of FAIL? You should check it out!

In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

It'd be too easy for us to make a certain joke here, but it's inappropriate SO WE WON'T.

It's still around, sorta. As long as the Magistrate of Facebook is still doing it...

The most tragic sight in the world. Not even an ironic Facebook comment can make it okay.