Remember Back Before We Had Electricity, When We Used Phones as Paperweights?

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This Kills the Chicken

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This is a matter of grave importance! DO YOU WANT CHICKEN?

I Think We've All Learned a Valuable Lesson Here Today

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The Correct Answer Was "Steve Jobs," But We'll Also Accept Your Answer

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Dial D for DEAD

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From the submitter:

This continued for several more messages. It got to the point where she actually thought that I died.

Another Day, Another Follower

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The man is a born social media promoter: few scruples, no conscience.

There's Always Next Time

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