Those Pesky State Farm Agents

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Those Pesky State Farm Agents
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I love how the recipient reflexively responds with "Love ya <3" before s/he goes "Wait a minute, I'm not flying."

MY SUPER AWESOME SCREENSHOT

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MY SUPER AWESOME SCREENSHOT
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You know what? Let's make this a thing. Instead of all the navel-gazing GPOY (Gratuitous Pictures Of Yourself) I see everywhere, let's spread the love and start sharing GPOO (Gratuitous Pictures Of Others) to each other. Much less self-centered and a better way to show our friends we care. The only thing to fix is the acronym GPOO. The less it sounds like poop, the better.

Say That to My Face Not Over Text

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Say That to My Face Not Over Text
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From the submitter:

This is what happens when I text my mom instead of my friend.

Autocowrecks: Poor Reception Problems

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Autocowrecks: Poor Reception Problems
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Text messages are basically like phone calls but with reading.