I Hate to Break it to You, But You Actually ARE Creepy

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annoying,bugging,creepy,not getting the hint,pestering
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Joking about yourself being creepy doesn't make you not creepy. It makes you creepy AND stupid.

Don't Sext and Drive

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It's a slippery slope. One moment you're making your friend tell your girlfriend that you're looking forward to railing her tonight, the next you've got your pants off and there's a cop asking you some very personal questions.