Y U No Appreciate My Pun?

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chicken,cocky,cooking,dinner,pun
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English Au Vin

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cooking,funny
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This is what my husband replied with when I asked him if I should pick anything up for dinner on my way home...

Chocolate Soylent Green

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autocorrect,black people,cooking,indian food,marsala
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Whatever It Takes

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boiling,carousel,cooking,corn on the cob,Hall of Fame,mom,parent,parenting,wrong number,Wrong Numbers From Dumb/Creepy Strangers
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It'll save him a rightfully earned lecture on how a grown man doesn't know how to boil corn.

Choking the Chicken

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autocorrect,chicken,cooking,marinate,masturbate
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Italian Junkies

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cooking,drugs,injection,olive oil
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Yes kids, this is pretty much what Scarface is like.

Grandma Isn't Messing Around

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cooking,grandma,Turkey,not messing around
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