A Snowball's Chance in Hell Isn't as Low as We Thought

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I almost missed the second to last line. I had to read it again. Oh, puns. Ha. Ha. Ha.

THIS MEANS WAR

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WHEN PEOPLE GET MAD THEY PRETEND EVERY LETTER IS THE FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE.

Homophobic Holidays

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I Do Like Oreos! Thanks Nabisco!

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I Like to Decorate My Sugar Orgies With Frosting

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The Cookies Should Practically Drip With It When You Nibble Them

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OK I'm Not Sorry

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