Siri Likes to Bare It All

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People have already been complaining that Siri doesn't provide enough information on birth control, but THIS IS GOING A BIT TOO FAR.

That's the Last Time I Ask About Condominiums

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Condoms: cheaper than cardboard boxes, and more waterproof! Available in a variety of accommodating sizes. Ask your realtor today!

And, Uh, By "Rubber" I Mean "Galoshes" And By "F*ck" I Mean "Go Spelunking"

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Safe Sex and Parental Supervision

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The couple never had sex again.

I'm Sorry, Semen, But Your Call Cannot Be Completed as Dialed

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Sometimes I Don't Know Whether I'm Talking to My Phone or to My Dong

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