The number one rule of texting: Passive aggression is the only aggression!

A book? I could fill an encyclopedia set with pictures like those.

A recent episode of Conan lampooned coffee-table books on obscure and useless subjects, and this is one of them.

The first paragraph of the description, for those who struggle with tiny text:

Taking that perfect picture may not be as easy as you think. Thanks to the iPhone millions of people are now trying to take picture [sic] of everything from their pets to naked shots of their sexual organs. But more often than not, they miss fire [sic] the camera resulting in creative shots that would otherwise never have happened.

It's true that every single serial killer, mobster, and psychopath in movies seems to have a flip phone. Maybe the life of a psycho isn't lucrative enough to afford an iPhone.