Kids Text the Darndest Things

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Kids Text the Darndest Things
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From the submitter:

A friend of mine is married to a police officer. Her son got her cell phone and had a great conversation with his dad.

I'll bet the folks in CSI never had days like those.

Orphans Gotta Work Too

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Orphans Gotta Work Too
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...and apparently they're all becoming housecleaners. It's like a modern-day chimneysweep.

autocowrecks - mary poppins chimney sweep