From the submitter:
A friend of mine is married to a police officer. Her son got her cell phone and had a great conversation with his dad.
I'll bet the folks in CSI never had days like those.
This sums up Christmas morning for at least 30 people.
You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.
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