An Absentee Excuse That's Worth a Lifetime

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An Absentee Excuse That's Worth a Lifetime
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You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.

Wild Child

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Wild Child
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"Colored" pencils? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

Kids Text the Darndest Things

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Kids Text the Darndest Things
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From the submitter:

A friend of mine is married to a police officer. Her son got her cell phone and had a great conversation with his dad.

I'll bet the folks in CSI never had days like those.